If Our Fans Command...
Missie and I had decided not to put our pictures on the site, but we shall bend under the unrelenting pressure. If you promise you will not collapse, weeping, from the jealousy that is sure to rend you, we will give you a glimpse of our glory.
Missie
Missie
Robyn
Of course, that's right after we wake up. After we've spent a few hours with our darling children, we look like this:
Okay, you want the real stuff? We can't lie to you anymore. After working, cleaning, cooking, helping with homework, doing laundry, listening to our husbands joke/gripe/snore/flatulate, and then go from mommies to in the mood if you catch our drift, this is what we really look like:
posted by Robyn | 2:20 PM
16 Comments:
swit swoo
you're a couple of vixens!!
Fox
You ladies are gorgeous. :) Can I have the name of your hairdresser?
LOL I shall keep my mouth shut.
Arctic fox- yes, we are. Your beautiful cat has tons of 'tude, I can tell.
Amy- we have no hairdresser. Like I said, we wake up that way.
Heather- I would say "that would be a first" but I like you too much. ;)
I would like to draw your attention to my completely flat, toned, tanned tummy. Of course it looks exactly like that in real life, especially since I had a baby in June. Please, everyone, don't hate us because we're beautiful....hate us because we're delusional.
Amy,
Robyn is right, we have no hairdresser, because in addition to being so beautiful that it will burn your retinas to gaze upon us, we are also multi-talented stylists. However, I must say that when you look like us, one doesn't need to do much. Physical perfection is soooo tiring sometimes. People just love us for our looks and not our sparkling wit and immense intelligence. Don't weep, honey. Not everyone can be us...but we will deign to be your friend...:)
You know what's funny ladies? I pictured you exactly that way! The pictures just coincided with the pictures I had in my head. Of course, I don't have very much in my head currently balancing a whiney two year old with an overruling three year old.
Sure,the next thing you'll be telling me is that your kids are always clean and tidy with bows in their hair or bow ties and they speak like walking encyclopedias ;) That's just the sarcasm though. haha.
Jo, who needed the laugh.
Jo,
I look alot like the picture! Seriously, I do! I have brown hair and brown eyes, just like the supermodel shown. Oh, and I have 2 arms. And a belly button...although I haven't seen that in awhile. And a collar bone. Come to think of it, I haven't seen that in awhile either. But other than that, I could be her twin.
And Robyn's pic is a good likeness of her too. She usually prefers clothes that show more of her cleavage, and I have tried to get her to quit hugging herself in public, but what can ya do? She's my friend and I love her so I put up with her idiosyncracies.
It's not my fault that most people who want to hug me, and there are many, give me the squicks.
With plastic surgery and a billion dollars and a personal trainer, MAYBE I'd have a shot and looking like you guys. (grins)
Wow, I have nothing to say, except other than God seems to spend a lot more time beautifying you at night. I always wake up looking like Medusa.
Did we mention we never have "knock-a-buzzard-off-a-gut-wagon-morning-breath" either?
Hey, Dream. Glad you made it over. I visited your blog today, love the colors and your posts are very thought-provoking. I love how you refer to your kids as rodents. Ha! :)
Sorry to be repetitious, but I love this blog! It's sheer delight.
Bernita,
We're glad you like our little cyber-home.
Robyn, does this mean I have two chances in three of fantasizing about a total babe? Fine odds, I'd say!
As long as there are no spiders involved, you betcha.
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