A Name By Any Other Name
Writers use pen names all the time. But I found out lots of other professions do too; and in my constant search to find myself- and help you find you- I give you the ultimate name list. Thanks to Jenny for finding herself and linking to it.
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Moustafa Bill Carrol I hope I'm a guy.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Funyan Basil I love it.
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Font Johnny Carino Derelict, anyone?
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Garlic Ireland Sounds more like a cooking show featuring Italian immigrants to Dublin.
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Missy Mobin Tahlequah Yes, my mother called me that. Shut up.
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): R Har At least it's a comedy.
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Cappucino Joy True, so true!
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Chihuahua Broken Arrow That sounds more like the porn star.
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): KitKat Champagne Does anyone else think that sounds really good?
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Lynette Cleopatra Freaking brilliant.
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Hershey Turner No way! Sounds real! I'm using it!
12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the last 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in): Roper Wialb Shoot. I bet you anything I turn out to be an Ewok.
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Moustafa Bill Carrol I hope I'm a guy.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Funyan Basil I love it.
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Font Johnny Carino Derelict, anyone?
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Garlic Ireland Sounds more like a cooking show featuring Italian immigrants to Dublin.
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Missy Mobin Tahlequah Yes, my mother called me that. Shut up.
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): R Har At least it's a comedy.
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Cappucino Joy True, so true!
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Chihuahua Broken Arrow That sounds more like the porn star.
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): KitKat Champagne Does anyone else think that sounds really good?
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Lynette Cleopatra Freaking brilliant.
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Hershey Turner No way! Sounds real! I'm using it!
12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the last 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in): Roper Wialb Shoot. I bet you anything I turn out to be an Ewok.
posted by Robyn | 5:44 AM
9 Comments:
Here goes:
1. Bubble Gum Linda--probably a blonde
2. Chex Paul--sounds awfully male
3. Falmouth Zed--the head of MIB is a fashion designer now?
4. Nutmeg Ireland--are we related then?
5. George Bethany--another guy name (my uncle always calls (present tense) me Essa George)
6. V. We--what the little piggy cried all the way home
7. Lindor Maple--new species of decorative tree
8. Filly West--Mae's younger sister I suppose
9. Milano Midori--sounds like an anime character
10. Jeanne Welton--doesn't sound soapy, but definitely writerly
11. Skittles Brennan--Bubble Gum Linda's best friend
12. Vawed Bomid--sounds like I have a speech impediment.
Thanks! That was fun. And now I get to go entertain my daughter who is wandering the house crying for her blankie, which is hiding in the dryer. Yeah...
1. PORN STAR NAME: "Sandy Coconut." Now THAT's a porn star name.
2. MOVIE STAR NAME: "Macadamia Charles" Hmmmm. Has possibilities
3. FASHION DESIGNER NAME: "May Les Halles" VERY good.
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: "Rosemary Cabo San Lucas"
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: "Baloney Pt. Salerno" Hey, it rhymes with Toni. Kids are cruel.
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS:(a la J. Lo): "T-An" Not bad.
7. ICON ALIAS: "Sugar Vodka"
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: "Kitten Stuart" Could be a character in one of my novels.
9. BARFLY ALIAS: "Kitkat Martini" Hey, great minds think alike. At least partially.
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: "Lea Griswold" That DOES sound like a soap name!
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: "Nonpareil Raitt" Wierd.
12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: "Toews Rehar" Definitely Jedi material.
Okay, here goes...
1. Porn star name- Shaggy Staunton. Let's just leave it at that.
2. Movie star name- Pringles Wilbur. Oh so glamorous.
3.Fashion Designer- Brain Romano's. I keep tellin ya how smart I is.
4. Exotic foreigner- Cinammon Mexico. But I am legal, I swear.
5. Socialite- Pooh Baton Rouge. But I am so rich, no one would dare make fun of that.
6. Fly Girl- MBerr. Sounds like a pimpette.
7. Icon- Pepsi Jazz Dawn. If that ain't an icon name, I don't know what is.
8. Detective - Koala Denham Springs. Somehow, that name doesn't inspire confidence in my crime solving abilities.
9. Barfly- Goldfish Chenin Blanc. I sound so cheap.
10. Soap Opera - Ann NW Seventh. Again with the sexy.
11. Rock Star- Reeses Krause. Sounds like a sandwich.
12. Star Wars - Maber Dekey. If they make me talk to Anakin, I will barf.
I reserve the right to have gotten these out of order because MY FAMILY WILLNOTQUIT INTERRUPTING ME!!! UGH!!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!
LOLOLOL! I'm going to steal this.
Camy
Funyun Basil is the best name ever! You sound like a British rock band manager.
I totally did this just now.
PORN STAR NAME: Cali Jervis
MOVIE STAR NAME: Gummy Jack
FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Gummeson Chambar
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Paprika Paris
SOCIALITE ALIAS: Sheepdog Cloverdale
"FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS: S-du
ICON ALIAS: Pirate Soup
DETECTIVE ALIAS: Squirrel Whalley
BARFLY ALIAS: Chocolate Bellini
SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Ruth King George
ROCK STAR ALIAS: Callebault Slean
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Shmin Pevan
Vawed Bomit- I'm going to say that to someone who's drunk or sleepy, just to see what happens.
Toni- "Sandy Coconut??" I love it.
Cinnamon Mexico. That is genius.
Hey Shiz. PIRATE SOUP. Best evah.
I love this.
1. Buffy Banks
2. Oreo Robert
3. Details Blue Hill
4. Ginger London
5. Lolly Austin
6. L May
7. Chocolate Wine
8. Lamb Lockhart
9. Thin mint gin fizz
10. Elizabeth River Road
11. Cadberry Sumner
12. Layes Haaus. That just sounds wrong.
Love Kitkat Champagne!
Too funny for words, I nearly snorted tea all over my keyboard!
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