Keep Your Bleach-infused Eyewash Handy
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Missie: The only thing that isn’t wrong with this cover is the font.
Robyn: The name of your colorist? Pleeeeease, darling? Or at least the name of the salon?
Missie: Why is he sucking her eyebrow?
Taming Kate
Missie: What Kate needs to tame is falling out of her peasant blouse.
Robyn: Apparently, to tame Kate you have to rip off your shirt and wrestle her to the ground- but keep your sidearm in place in case you have to shoot her.
Dark Challenge
Missie: The only thing that isn’t wrong with this cover is the font.
Robyn: The name of your colorist? Pleeeeease, darling? Or at least the name of the salon?
A Silver Mirror
Missie: Why is he sucking her eyebrow?
Robyn: God, I'm fabulous. No wonder you love me.
Golden Fancy
Robyn: She "escaped the clutches of a lusty Mormon???" Explain that, Mitt Romney!
Missie: Joan Collins escapes the lusty Mormon reaching through the McDonald’s drive through.
Up next: Half-breeds gone wild!
posted by Robyn | 6:50 PM
12 Comments:
I want to read the one about the lusty Mormon now. I mean, I haven't known any Mormon men in the, you know, biblical sense, and I'm sure they're perfectly manly and all, but still. It's not every day you hear "Lusty Mormon." I think I'm going to walk around all day tomorrow trying to work that phrase into conversation.
No sh*t, Becki. I want to read any of these, but especially the one about the lusty Mormon.
Lusty Mormons? Now I'd agree, that's not a phrase you hear every day. Wow. :)
I must be sick, I actually like these covers.
Well, the guy in the drive-thru is a bit much, lusty Mormon or not, for I know what the Smart Bitches would say about that circle...
Think, ladies. Surely we can turn Lusty Mormon into some kind of euphemism and when it is all over the internet, we can prove we invented it!
How about inventing "Lusty Mormon" lingerie? All black and white and bonnets included!
Or we could write a groovy self-help book entitled: Pleasuring the Lusty Mormon or The Idiot's Guide to Lusty Mormon Sex or Lust Along Salt Lake: The Hidden Sex Lives of Mormons.
As for the other covers, I'm guessing Taming Kate is a Shakespeare ripoff, and that chick with the mirror is waaay to busy checking herself out to be interested in that guy.
Okay, I was giggling until I read "Lusty Mormon," and now I'm surpressing a giant guffaw so I don't get fired!!
So for fun I just googled "Lusty Mormon," and *shock and awe* you weren't the first entry!! The first had the lusty Mormon going to New York and coming out as a gay man, or something like that. Hey, that would totally work for that cover if the heroinne was Liza Minelli.
You guys are too much!
Becki, let me know if you were able to successfully work the LM phrase into a conversation.
I can totally work the phrase "lusty Mormon" into a blog post at some point in the next week. You betcha.
Hmmm...Is that a challenge?
Okay, okay. Calm down. We'll have to start a support group called the Lusty Mormon Foundation or have Dr. Phil diagnose us with Lusty Mormon syndrome.
And Lust Along Salt Lake? I'm totally buying that book.
You ladies have fun and let me know how that support group works out for ya. No way am I joining anything with the words lusty or Mormon in the name.
Don't you people have lives?!?! (ha!)
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