Snarkling Clean

Snarkling Clean- because you don't have to cuss to make fun of stuff. Two dedicated readers discuss romance novels- from what made us weep with joy to what made us want to poke pencils through our eyeballs.

Monday, May 07, 2007

You Think It's So Easy...YOU Do It

Snark, that is. Come up with the best one-liner snark you can for this classic Fabio cover:




Those pants! That vapid expression! That thundering breastplate! Get your snark on and post in the comments until Wednesday midnight (US Central time.) On Friday, Missie and I will announce the winner of an Amazon gift certificate and the coveted title of Snarkster/Snarkstress Supreme!

15 Comments:

Blogger StarvingWriteNow said...

"Come on, baby, I need the bra more than you do. And I'll throw in the flowers too!"

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

"I look fabulous, I know! And if wardrobe forgot to put the sock in my pants again, don't tell me; I don't want to know!"

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

"Velvet spandex blend pants!! I feel so free!!"

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

Okay, okay, but I'm on a roll:
"For just thirty minutes a day three days a week, you can have this body. NOW how much would you pay? Don't answer, because you also get this lovely bouquet of flowers just for ordering!"

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Michelle said...

I'm braindead, but I'll vote for comment #1 by StarvingWriteNow. Hilarious!! :)

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Kaitlin said...

"I am so beautiful...to MEEEEE, can't you seeeeee???" If these pants were just a little tighter, I could sing it in soprano, but a high falsetto is good too.

Oh, it's you. Don't I look fabulous?

5:09 PM  
Blogger StarvingWriteNow said...

Okay, just to comment here... he has an awfully feminine shape, wouldn't you say? I mean, he's got moobs, his waist dips in and his hips kinda flare out--and as Stephanie pointed out, there's no "sock" in his trousers. Kinda weird...

4:37 AM  
Blogger Bernita said...

Waddaya mean you're allergic?

4:43 AM  
Blogger Robyn said...

Great job, ladies! Keep it up!

6:45 AM  
Blogger Missie said...

"And if you click the microphone in the upper right hand corner and type in my name, DrLaura, then ProFlowers will throw in a free shirtless studmuffin with your order. That's right! Especially for my listeners, a free Fabio Wannabe with your Mother's Day flower order. So don't delay, order today!"

10:10 AM  
Blogger StarvingWriteNow said...

"I want you, I need you, I--I--aaaah-choooooo!"

10:52 AM  
Blogger Robyn said...

"And I brought the I kand beleef is no buttah, baybee."

7:31 PM  
Blogger Bernita said...

I'll give you this bouquet if you'll just trade pants...

4:17 AM  
Blogger StarvingWriteNow said...

"Take my hand while I check out that foxy maid in the gaping corset just over your shoulder."

9:04 AM  
Blogger Jennifer McK said...

"You, too, can have gorgeous hair flowing in the wind. Herbal Putrescence is made with REAL wild flowers"

8:48 PM  

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