You Think It's So Easy...YOU Do It
Snark, that is. Come up with the best one-liner snark you can for this classic Fabio cover:
Those pants! That vapid expression! That thundering breastplate! Get your snark on and post in the comments until Wednesday midnight (US Central time.) On Friday, Missie and I will announce the winner of an Amazon gift certificate and the coveted title of Snarkster/Snarkstress Supreme!
Those pants! That vapid expression! That thundering breastplate! Get your snark on and post in the comments until Wednesday midnight (US Central time.) On Friday, Missie and I will announce the winner of an Amazon gift certificate and the coveted title of Snarkster/Snarkstress Supreme!
posted by Robyn | 8:02 AM
15 Comments:
"Come on, baby, I need the bra more than you do. And I'll throw in the flowers too!"
"I look fabulous, I know! And if wardrobe forgot to put the sock in my pants again, don't tell me; I don't want to know!"
"Velvet spandex blend pants!! I feel so free!!"
Okay, okay, but I'm on a roll:
"For just thirty minutes a day three days a week, you can have this body. NOW how much would you pay? Don't answer, because you also get this lovely bouquet of flowers just for ordering!"
I'm braindead, but I'll vote for comment #1 by StarvingWriteNow. Hilarious!! :)
"I am so beautiful...to MEEEEE, can't you seeeeee???" If these pants were just a little tighter, I could sing it in soprano, but a high falsetto is good too.
Oh, it's you. Don't I look fabulous?
Okay, just to comment here... he has an awfully feminine shape, wouldn't you say? I mean, he's got moobs, his waist dips in and his hips kinda flare out--and as Stephanie pointed out, there's no "sock" in his trousers. Kinda weird...
Waddaya mean you're allergic?
Great job, ladies! Keep it up!
"And if you click the microphone in the upper right hand corner and type in my name, DrLaura, then ProFlowers will throw in a free shirtless studmuffin with your order. That's right! Especially for my listeners, a free Fabio Wannabe with your Mother's Day flower order. So don't delay, order today!"
"I want you, I need you, I--I--aaaah-choooooo!"
"And I brought the I kand beleef is no buttah, baybee."
I'll give you this bouquet if you'll just trade pants...
"Take my hand while I check out that foxy maid in the gaping corset just over your shoulder."
"You, too, can have gorgeous hair flowing in the wind. Herbal Putrescence is made with REAL wild flowers"
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