Blogger's Partner Begs for Intervention
Embattled blogger Robyn has now been asked by her partner, Missie, to enter rehab to deal with her penguin issues. "Robyn isn't a bad person," she told Glenn Beck last night. "This is really a cry for help."
Beck asked her, "But why rehab? She's not addicted to anything, is she?"
"Of course not. But she needs counseling for these penguin-phobic tendencies."
Beck came back with, "Does she really need reeducation? Maybe she doesn't need counseling. Maybe she's just a jerk."
"You just don't understand," Missie snapped. "It all stems from some bizarre and tragic petting zoo incidents in her childhood. She needs closure."
Beck's disbelief was visible. "Penguins? In a petting zoo?"
Missie refused to elaborate as she left the studio, saying she was late for her interview with Larry King.
Beck asked her, "But why rehab? She's not addicted to anything, is she?"
"Of course not. But she needs counseling for these penguin-phobic tendencies."
Beck came back with, "Does she really need reeducation? Maybe she doesn't need counseling. Maybe she's just a jerk."
"You just don't understand," Missie snapped. "It all stems from some bizarre and tragic petting zoo incidents in her childhood. She needs closure."
Beck's disbelief was visible. "Penguins? In a petting zoo?"
Missie refused to elaborate as she left the studio, saying she was late for her interview with Larry King.
posted by Robyn | 5:34 AM
5 Comments:
You are absolutely brilliant! Rehab for rudeness...what a concept. I think it used to be called kindergarten...lol.
As long as we don't start seeing "penguin love" book covers by Silhouette Shivering Moments gracing your column, I'm good.
Starving,
You should copyright that idea, because SOMEONE at Harlequin will take it if you don't.
Robyn,
I beg of you, speak no more publicly until we resolve this with the NAPPy folks...or we will both be living in a van down by the river. (oh, and my man thought your entries were hilarious, although he is somewhat peguin-prejudiced, also.)
Sandy,
Yes, Robyn is brilliant...
just terribly misguided and specie-ist. She can't help it.
Penguin Lust - Bloom County? probably scarred her too...
You know, I think some of the romance covers Robyn has been forced to view in her job as Snarkling Clean blogger has permanently damaged her psyche. It's clear that she definitely has "hair" issues. Perhaps the overuse of Fabio models and hair gel has affected her ability to deal with penguins.
Please, Missy, get that woman some help. Hell, get us ALL some help.
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