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Monday, April 09, 2007

Bribing of the Toddler

Grampa demonstrates one way to make the Baby love him more than Grammi.

(while I, apparently, am picking my nose, hoping it is caught on film for posterity)

Step One: Fill child's mouth with foamy sugar-laced product. Because the child didn't get near enough Easter candy. And what parent doesn't dream of a sugared-up toddler.

Step Two: Sit back and laugh while said child foams at the mouth.

Step Three: Put whipped cream directly on child's know, because straight into the screamhole wasn't enough.

Step Four: Laugh hilariously at funny hyped-up child when she sticks out finger for more. Laugh further thinking of how your daughter-in-law will be up all night while child is going through Easter Detox.
Not shown: Step Five: Cry thinking of how you will be put into a home in a few short years. Because of the whipped cream and other crimes against your daughter-in-law's sanity.


Anonymous Michelle Willingham said...

What a cutie! She and my daughter would be two peas in a pod. Only it's my husband who squirts the whipped cream into her mouth.

5:34 PM  
Blogger StarvingWriteNow said...

LOL! Just be glad he wasn't walking up to your sweet little girl and saying "Pull Grampa's Finger!"

6:24 PM  
Blogger Robyn said...

Missie, Missie, Missie...have I taught you nothing? When Grandpa pulls out the sugar, you whip out the packed suitcase you keep in the car and let your sugared up lil' punkin beg to spend the night!

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Heather said...

Those are such sweet pictures! Your little girl is a cutie!

10:24 PM  
Blogger December Quinn said...

That whole sequence is adorable.

5:26 AM  
Blogger Bernita said...

Still laughing over Step Five!

4:24 AM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

Ha! Love it!

8:38 AM  

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