Bribing of the Toddler

Grampa demonstrates one way to make the Baby love him more than Grammi.

(while I, apparently, am picking my nose, hoping it is caught on film for posterity)

Step One: Fill child's mouth with foamy sugar-laced product. Because the child didn't get near enough Easter candy. And what parent doesn't dream of a sugared-up toddler.

Step Two: Sit back and laugh while said child foams at the mouth.

Step Three: Put whipped cream directly on child's finger..you know, because straight into the screamhole wasn't enough.

Step Four: Laugh hilariously at funny hyped-up child when she sticks out finger for more. Laugh further thinking of how your daughter-in-law will be up all night while child is going through Easter Detox.

Not shown: Step Five: Cry thinking of how you will be put into a home in a few short years. Because of the whipped cream and other crimes against your daughter-in-law's sanity.