Blogger Apologizes For Comments

After Snarkling Clean blogger Robyn was soundly criticized for referring to crested penguins as “spastic” and “straw-haired,” she met with the chairman of NAPP. She had this to say: “I’m sorry if any penguins were insulted by my bad joke. I have since learned that dancing is pretty well impossible for penguins, which is why their movements seemed kind of strange in the movie. And the little hair things over their ears are actually feathers, not hair, and quite soft.”

The NAPP chairman said his council has not yet decided whether or not they will accept Robyn’s apology. “She has gained a certain understanding but she’s not there yet. We will have to discuss it further.” He went on to say that younger penguins were permanently scarred by the remarks, which will surely limit their self-esteem when performing in the new penguin movie, “Surf’s Up!” set to release soon.