Snarkling Clean

Snarkling Clean- because you don't have to cuss to make fun of stuff. Two dedicated readers discuss romance novels- from what made us weep with joy to what made us want to poke pencils through our eyeballs.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Public Service Announcement

We felt it was our duty to advise our legions of loyal fans of some of the upcoming events here at Snarklingclean. Soon, (and we are not sure when, so don't ask), we will be doing a feature containing some of the most horrible covers of all time. We are not just talking bad covers. We are talking be sure to have a portable eye-wash station close by...either that or a very long sharp stick to poke directly into your eyeball. Some of these are so bad that you may need to seek psychological counseling to help in the recovery process. Just wanted you to know.

Another feature will be Meet the Snark-istas, where Robyn and I will each post some information about our wonderful selves, so you, our public, can get to know us better. You will have a chance to meet the real women behind the gorgeous faces. We are more than the sum of our plastic surgeries.

If there is anything you would like to see on this site, such as a book or cover you would like our take on, please let us know. We live to serve.


Anonymous Heather Diane Tipton said...

live to serve? hmmmm I could use a hunk, some chocolate and some rest... can you serve that up? ;-)

9:12 PM  
Blogger Robyn said...

Get in line.

6:37 AM  
Blogger Missie said...

I said, "We live to serve", not "We perform miracles." Note the important distinction. I could serve you a rested hunk of chocolate, but that's about as close as I can get.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Heather Diane Tipton said...

LOL Well, hey, it was worth a shot.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Michelle said...

Oooh! We should make up new titles for the bad covers. ;)

5:46 PM  
Blogger Missie said...

Good idea. It's late and I can't think of anything witty to say. So...good idea and I will leave it at that. :)

8:42 PM  
Blogger Robyn said...

Actually, Michelle, someone wittier than I has already done it. Go to and laugh until it hurts.

12:20 PM  

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