I Think I'm A Coke Addict
Calm down. You know I'm talking about the soft drink. I didn't even realize I had a problem until I looked at my desk.
Okay, I thought. So maybe I have a slight problem. It's nothing I can't handle. It's just that Coke does so much for me! Sometimes, it helps me chill out and relax after a stressful day...
Other times, it helps me perk up and fly straight.
I mean, I've been working so much lately I feel like I don't even have to time to...well, you know.
Although, if I was honest, lately the Coke has made me feel like this-
...and sometimes like this.
Any other Coke addicts out there? Please tell me there's a twelve step program for people like us. Yet still, I wonder...how will I have the energy to get through a twelve step program without a Coke?
Okay, I thought. So maybe I have a slight problem. It's nothing I can't handle. It's just that Coke does so much for me! Sometimes, it helps me chill out and relax after a stressful day...
Other times, it helps me perk up and fly straight.
I mean, I've been working so much lately I feel like I don't even have to time to...well, you know.
Although, if I was honest, lately the Coke has made me feel like this-
...and sometimes like this.
Any other Coke addicts out there? Please tell me there's a twelve step program for people like us. Yet still, I wonder...how will I have the energy to get through a twelve step program without a Coke?
9 Comments:
Coke yummy. Me love Coke.
I've been a Coke drinker since childhood (my parents weren't the type to worry about such things) and I always will be. I say, enjoy. Coke adds life, you know!
My name is Bernita.
I'm addicted to coke...
Personally, I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company. Because, friends? That's the song I sing.
Do you know, I used to love Pepsi and ever since I gave birth, it's Coke all the way? So weird!
I knew someone who was a regular Coke addict until her father measured out on a scale all the sugar she was drinking each day. After that she switched to diet...not that aspartame is any better for you...Splenda though isn't too bad...
Tho' my husband has the same kind of addiction only with coffee. I think we estimated he drinks close to 3 pots a day (1 pot in the morning, one plus at work, then sometimes another pot when he comes home, and no, it's not always decaf at 8pm.)
Me? Refined sugar gives me migranes, and too much caffeine (i.e., more than one cup of coffee or one caffinated soda) gives me the pingies. Alas. Perhaps I would write more and better if I was more caffinated.
And that picture of um...multitasking is somewhat accurate in my household as oftentimes the laptop in the WC is the only place I can check my email away from my daughter's sticky little fingers trying to play with the keyboard as I'm typing.
Ah, the bathroom...how I wish it was as private as it's supposed to be. I could outfit mine with twelve locks and my kids will still find a way in when I'm taking a shower.
Just want to verify...that's not really your desk in the first pic, is it?
That is one fat cat (the last set of photos).
It's easy giving up Coke. Replace it with something else caffeinated. You'll have no problem at all ;)
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