Dear Me
The first cover of 2007. The cover isn't necessarily that bad, although shades of Christopher Walken's Continental come to mind (can't you just hear him offering you some sham-pan-yay?) But the title simply begs for it:
Robyn: Rescue me.
Missie: Spare me.
Robyn: Hide me.
Missie: Gag me.
Robyn: Save me.
Missie: Shoot me.
posted by Robyn | 6:01 AM
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How about: Fix My Tie Baby, We're Going To Be Late
Or: Tame My Toupee
Or: Calm My Combover
Kill me.
hehehe but Christopher Walken makes everything better. ;)
They could have cut to the chase and titled it:
Do Me.
Were they being subtle?
Methinks the mighty Harlequin was trying to play to the erotica crowd with the not-so-subtle spanking reference.
What gets me is he's all, "come hither" with his look and his champaney and his undone tie....but why is his shirt buttoned all the way up to his neck like Erkel? Not sexy, dude.
...giggle...
Now I'm looking at the guy and hearing him say "Tame Me!" in that high-pitched Erkel voice! LOL!
My husband's contributions to the snark...
Mame Me.
Make Me.
Time Me.
Moon Me.
Nuke Me.
Tune Me.
Mmkay, he's done now.
Ooo, ooo, a couple more....
Nair Me.
Wax Me.
Pluck Me.
Fax Me.
(does this bring to mind one foot, two foot, red foot, blue foot?)
Apparently, we're on a hair snark tonight.
I promise, we are really done now.
Wait a minute, is that Ryan Seacrest?
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