Titles That Will Make You Twitch
Need we say more?
A Virgin for the Taking
Robyn: Which is sooo much better than a virgin for the sacrificing.
Missie: Um, I'm confused....is this a Viking novel? Or maybe medieval Scotland? No? Mmm, kay. Got nothing then.
The Forced Bride
Robyn: I can't tell if he's backing her up against a park bench or a radiator.
Missie: That title, combined with the author's name, just gives me the willies.
The Italian Millionaire's Virgin Wife
Robyn: Thank you for letting me know his nationality and financial status right in the title. I'm sure it never would have come up anywhere in the book.
Missie: All the virgins I know totally wear slinky red dresses and let guys carry them. It's like in the rules of the club or something.
The French Count's Pregnant Bride
Robyn: Since she's obviously not a virgin, I suppose the Count's not as good at this as the Italian Millionaire.
Missie: Did the French Count Nair his chest or is he just now going through puberty?
Pregnancy of Passion
Robyn: As opposed to Pregnancy of Test Tube? Pregnancy of Passed Out After Jello Shots?
Missie: Mommy, why are there naked people on our Christmas tree ornament?
Blackmailed by Diamonds, Bound by Marriage
Robyn: I don't need to read the book now, right? The title told me everything.
Missie: Not to be confused with Embezzled by Emeralds, Bound by Handcuffs.