Snarkling Clean

Snarkling Clean- because you don't have to cuss to make fun of stuff. Two dedicated readers discuss romance novels- from what made us weep with joy to what made us want to poke pencils through our eyeballs.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Oh, The Christmas Morning Joy!

Friends, if you've still got shopping to do, let me suggest these items from our beloved Harriet Carter Gift Catalog.

Vacation In A Box

If you can't spare the time or expense of a real vacation this year, no worries. These clever mini-vacations will give your loved ones the feeling of really being there. They won't even know the difference.

Football Mask

For the man in your life. You'll be so proud to enter the stadium with your main squeeze showing his spirit!

Mouthwash Dispenser

Someone you know need a H-I-N-T? Be subtle and successful with this Scope Urn.

Honk Hat

Let's not forget the kids! Imagine the happy sounds constantly emanating from this gift on Christmas morning.

Tiki Head Tissue Box

Cold and flu season just seems less miserable when you can get relief from a South Pacific icon's nose.

Syringe Pens

Tell the doctor in your life you care. (We are not responsible if a sleep deprived intern mistakes these for the real thing.)

Pancake Cutter

I'm so glad they invented this! Pancakes are nearly impossible to cut, even with the sharpest knife. Now, there's no problem!

Doggie Santa Suit

And finally, our furry friends. Your dog can look as thrilled as this one does when you dress him up like Santa.

Happy Holidays and Happy Shopping!


Anonymous Michelle said...

LOL! I love the pens and the Tiki urn.

3:51 AM  
Anonymous Sharon said...

Except the pancakes are cut all wrong! No no no, NOT like a pizza!

10:02 AM  
Blogger Robyn said...

Are you one of the ones who has to cut waffles into each individual square? I'll cop to it if you will.

11:24 AM  
Blogger quirkychild said...

The hilarious thing about that pancake cutter, is that you still have to cut it up into smaller pieces, with your fork and knife, to actually eat it...

But those pens are my favorite...Give them to someone who's deathly afaid of needles..."I found the best present for you! Trust me, you'll love it."

1:25 PM  
Blogger Bernita said...

I love this blog.

3:20 AM  
Blogger Missie said...

Is it just me, or does Footballheadguy look a little too happy? He makes me want to run hide behind my mommy.

And anyone wearing the honk hat? Deserves to be hit repeatedly. That means lots.

9:51 PM  

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