Merry Christmas!

We may not be back until December 28, when we'll have our interview with Mary and announce the winner of our contest.

Just for fun (like I have any other motivation on this site?) I got these from Funnyjunk.com but the comments are mine.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping. Dang. Next you're going to tell me I can't use it in the tub.

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. It's not shoplifting, officer. The bag says no purchase necessary!

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap. Then why did I buy yours?

On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost. But I like it crunchy!

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down. Printed below that is HA! Suckers...

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating. Really?

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body. So that's what I've been doing wrong.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery. And how am I supposed to make a profit without my child labor?

On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness. Before or after I utter the requisite DUH?

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children. But she got chocolate on my white silk blouse!

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only. So would Mars count?

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use. I'm not sure, but I think that may be illegal.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. Aww, I wanted to chuck the bag at the guy across the aisle who's snoring.

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. Why?

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. And there's no Santa, Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy, either!

And though it's slightly naughty, I had to include this:



Now that's truth in advertising!