Oh the Scandal!
I do not watch Survivor, American Idol, Big Brother, The Apprentice, or any Bachelor/-ette type shows.
I know enough of Amy Winehouse to know her tattoos and hair scare me, but know nothing of her music. I do not know the name of any of Beyonce's songs. I don't care who Justin Timberlake is dating.
I will never ever buy perfumes "designed" by Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other pseudo-celebrity, no matter how wonderful they smelled, just based on principle. (although for a brief period in the late eighties/early nineties, I was in love with the perfume by Cher, because it smelled good and came in a really cool bottle.)
Lest you think I am hopelessly out of it, let me assure you that I can:
*Name all four Teletubbies and their respective colors
*Recite almost all lines from Napoleon Dynamite and the Spongebob Squarepants movie
*Sing with accuracy along with Weird Al Yankovic's "White and Nerdy"
*Intelligently discuss each presidential candidate's view on major issues.
Don't you wish your blogger was hot like me? My coolness knows no bounds.
I know. My mom bores me, too.