The Worst of the Worst
Robyn: Now, wait...is she holding a picture of her daughter, or is she pregnant with her daughter? Is she so upset with the hideous dress she got stuck with she tried to rip the veil out of her hair?
Missie: Emily's daughter took one look at this dress and ran away from home. Along with Emily's fiancé, Emily's parents, and all Emily's friends.
Robyn: His hand is down his pants. Her hand is in his pocket. Knowing what I know about guys, shouldn't he be happier right now?
Missie: What you can't see is the shiv she's sticking in his ribs while she's trying to get at his wallet. Back pocket, honey, it's in the baaaack pocket.
$he's on the Money
Robyn: Dude, if I saw a woman in the grocery store wearing that, I’d faint too.
Missie: More like She's On the Crack because no one not under the influence of illegal drugs would wear that outfit.
The Nanny Solution
Robyn: Nothing says luurve like a mutant baby in a catsuit. OMG, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Missie: I am sooooo calling Children and Family Services, because nobody should do that to a helpless baby.